Who thinks up these things... Anxiety is a Terrible thing to Waste

Who in the world thinks up these different languages to program computers? OK, I'm not a programmer but my Lord, last time I DID code anything was in G-Basic. Now it's all event driven, but this isn't the big thing here.

Oh NO

Let's get everyone to learn HTML to post web pages THEM push PHP and MySQL connectivity. Now, we have div containers but no tables, CSS style sheets but no formatting tags.

So is it any wonder that the average age of burnout in the programmer software industry is under 40? Take about anxiety! Where are these people to get work if burnout is so prevalent so young?